Cooking goes bad.

So, the plan was to eat this:



Drink this:



While sitting out here in 70 degree weather:



Instead, right when I put the food in the electric skillet, it shorts out. It lasted two months. Not the worst $20 I ever spent, but close...

Without a cooking device, I was forced to walk all the way across the street to consume fish and chips and drink guiness. Wow, my life is pretty rough...